How many times a day do I check my e-mail?
Eventually, I'll have that message in my in box.
The one that says, "Keith Lowell Jensen, quit your job. We see that you are truly too special for menial labor. Here's a million dollars. Go make the world a prettier place."
Actually, I've received that e-mail several times already.
Eventually it will be the real deal, and not Spam from the former Treasurer of some African Nation.
I think that is what scares me most about an after life.
I'll get up there, and the old dude with the white beard will say something like,
"Sorry you had it so rough kid. I kept sending you e-mails worth millions, but you always hit that Spam button. What the heck?"