Thursday, February 9, 2006

Cache, film review

Here's another review by Jason Alley and he has more reviews at his site www.xanga.com/jason_alley

CACHE' (HIDDEN) ****
Austrian filmmaker Michael Haneke specializes in films that tear apart standard perceptions of family, class, sexuality, and society in general. His films (including "Funny Games" and "The Piano Teacher") are violent and shocking, but the violence always serves a purpose, calling for thought instead of just visceral reaction. "Cache'" (which means "Hidden" in French) is about a well-to-do French family who suddenly find themselves being watched by some malevolent observer. They start receiving videotapes on their front porch in which their lives are being taped from a distance. The tapes are often accompanied by disturbing, bloody drawings and strange phone calls. Eventually the tapes get more complicated, and when the family's patriarch, Georges (Daniel Auteuil), tracks down the apartment door shown in one of them, it leads him back into a nearly forgotten and unsavory secret in his past that he doesn't want exposed.

And that's truly just scratching the surface of this extraordinarily complicated, unsettling and powerful film. I could talk about Georges' secret, I could talk about the flawless performances by Auteuil and Juliette Binoche (as his put-upon wife, Anne), I could talk about the vital importance of the cinematography, I could talk about the symbolism and allegorical elements, I could talk about the political undercurrents, I could talk about the shocking moment that made the entire audience gasp (and gives the creepy poster its significance)... Most of all, I could talk about those maddening and fascinating final two shots, that sent me out of the theater with my mind literally reeling, contemplating the hundreds of different ways this movie could be interpreted. But obviously I'm not going to. I'm just gonna say that if you consider yourself an adventurous and open-minded filmgoer who doesn't mind it when a movie challenges you and doesn't give you exactly what you expect, go see it.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

New Panhandling Post

Trolling for a link from Cockeyed.com while coining a new phrase. Check it out at www.whylieineedadrink.com. It's pretty funny, at least I think so. It'll be ineresting to see if it works.

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

When A Stranger Calls reviewed by Jason

Here's a film review by my friend Jason Alley. Watch for more reviews from Jason and visit his page http://www.xanga.com/jason_alley

WHEN A STRANGER CALLS
1/2*
It's been many years since I saw some of the original 1979 "When A Stranger Calls", but I fondly remember being scared out of my wits as a kid. "Have you checked the children?" and "The calls are coming from inside the house!" are two of the most memorable lines of dialogue from my childhood. I'm not even sure I saw the entire film, and it's hardly considered a classic, but it's got to be better than this awful remake. It's directed by Simon West, who's already made three hideous movies ("Con Air", "The General's Daughter", and "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider") and stars Camilla Belle ("The Chumscrubber", "The Ballad Of Jack and Rose") as Jill, a teenage babysitter being hassled by scary phone calls. Imagine the excellent opening scene of "Scream" stretched out to an excruciatingly boring 83 minutes, and, like, not scary at all. Literally nothing happens for over an hour, and the running time is padded beyond all reason with annoying fake-outs, countless hey-what's-that-noise?-I'd-better-check-it-out scenes, even a friend who stops by for no other reason than to be murdered when she leaves. When the big "surprise" comes ("The calls are coming from inside the house!"), it's not even a surprise, because for 70 minutes we've been watching Jill do nothing but hear sounds in the house and walk slowly through dark hallways. And on top of how boring it is, it's absolutely forehead-slapping stupid on more occasions than I could possibly list for you. At first I thought it was going to be fun-bad, but trust me, it's just bad-bad. Stay away.

Vagina Monologues The Movie

Monday, February 6, 2006

Auuuugggggghhhh

I guess I hit my wrist harder than I though. I fractured my radius, and am now in a cast, which makes typing murder, and I've got a 1700 word article due tommorow. But at least they let me pick a pink cast.
No, depsite this being my third injury in just a few months, the second broken bone, I'm not going to quit skateboarding. But I am going to get some safety equipment. Being in your 30's means wearing safety equipment. Why not, I look like a door on my skateboard either way.

Saturday, February 4, 2006

My Brain

I published pictures of my guts a while ago. Now I am able to add to the collection of Pictures of KLJ's organs. These nifty bran scan picks were sent to me by Marianne who is a research assistant at UC Davis Medical Center. Read about the making of these pics HERE!



So this first one is classic Brain. Mine. Proof at last that I really have one.




I like this one because you can see the eyeballs.



Here's a sideview.



And this is a 3-D rendering based on the many "slices" they captured. Click on the image to see it larger, and check out all the cool little brain icons on the image software console.

I've put all the pictures online, in a folder, but I have some technical issues to solve before I can make them available. It's cool to look at them as a slide show. It's like animation of a journey through my brain.

Cartoons Of Muhammed

Read Article Here

This isn't normally the type of writing I do, so forgive the rambling nature. Here are some thoughts on Muhammed cartoon riots.

Just a couple of weeks ago I was watching South Park and they depicted Muhammed. I told Bryna, my fiance, that I thought this was a bad idea. While I am an atheist, I respect that certain Muslim's wish not to have images of Muhammed. However, it is ridiculous to demand the destruction of a nation because some of it's citizens are discrespectful of your religion.
Further more, The Koran does not call for it's followers to react violently toward those that do not follow it's teaching. The Koran instructs it's followers to follow it's teachings themselves. And why burn the Danish flag? Show the respect that you want to be shown. That flag is a holy symbol to many, and flag burning in the middle east is as common as bbq-ing up some hot dogs (make mine soy please) on our side of the world.

It's strange that this has garnered a stronger resonse than the reports of the Koran being disrespected in American war prisons, or the photos of American's abusing Iraqi detainees.

There's a glaring irony in all this too. Muhammed is not to be depicted in order to avoid idolatry. When people are responding this strongly to a supposed disrespect of "The Prophet" than isn't it clear he is being treated as sacred, as holy, as an idol?

My desire to see peace between east and west does not mean I can approve of this kind of fundamentalism. Nor am I comfortable seeing our leaders scramble to make ammendments to the freedom of speech we enjoy.

I fully support peoples right to say stupid, hatefull things. It is my faith in my ability to walk according to my own beliefs and my belief that those who walk together, in tolerance will ultimately triumph that allows me to not be affected by what someone else choose to say, write or draw. Not to say I offer no response to offensive material. If I don't like what you say I do not buy it, repeat it, support it or otherwise lend it my strength. If the situation calls for it I will seek dialogue to express my disagreement and offense. In the long run this proves to be the most effective approach. And if I am insulted, I will take the insult and I will learn to bear it. If I was not able to do this, I'd have never made it through public school.

Why did they do it? Why'd they publish these pictures? To prove that the press was self censoring on Muslim issues supposedly. I have been supportive of religiously offensive expressions in the past, Serrano's Piss Christ for example. These cartoons were not done purely as art, but were supposed to prove a point. Would they have published images equally offensive to Christians? Or Jews? They'd have been better off just running some pieces that dealt with the Muslim issues they felt were not being dealt with rather than shaking the hornet's nest and intentionaly ignoring the sensibilities of Muslims the world over. One article I read made the point that it's not righ to punch people in the face to test their dedication to nonviolence. Respect isn't censorship. Let me again state that I would fight for their right to publish these images, even as I say that they should not have done it.

So the papers were wrong (while within their rights) publishing the pics, and those responding with violence and calls for violence are wrong in their response.

It's frightening and sad watching and wondering how long the rioting will continue. Will Blogger be condemned or even theatened if they don't censor blogs that depict Muhammed? And what about google or other search sites that allow us all to see these images quite easily? It'll be interesting to see where this goes.

Thursday, February 2, 2006

The Trailer Is Up!

YAY! At long last. Click Here and hit play. Leave comments, tell friends, finance our freakin' film. Well, go and hit play at least.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Too Hot For Cable Access

Or too filthy. Our current show is one of the racier shows we've done, but we do have a very silly and innocent skit called Lizard Boys. Two reptile loving geeks are in the mall discussing their hobby "Yeah man, my red phase german giant mated with my sand fire high yellow. I got the eggs at home." When a woman passes they both display in the fashion of a male lizard trying to attact a mate. Head bobbing, arm waving, etc. This progresses with them fighting with each other and, well, I don't want to ruin the ending. The Sacramento Bee described the skit as "hilariously visual."

I just recieved a call from the producer of LiveWire on Sacramento Public Access. We were scheduled to appear on the show, and to use a video clip of Lizard Boys to give the audience a taste of our show. Lizard Boys was deemed "too sexual" by this producer.

"What? Lizard boys, the skit with the two boys acting like lizards?" I asked.

"Yes. It's very sexualized. We have standards we have to adhere to." she answered.

"There is no sex in that scene. I watch kid's cartoons every day. Men's eyes pop out of their heads, their tongues roll out, they say "Helllllooo Nurse! All our Lizard Boys do is bob their heads and fight with each other. If you see sex in this skit, it's on you, because it's not there."

She started to answer, but I was at work and I'd spent too much time on this already, plus I was getting pissed that she was projecting her smut paranoya onto such and innocent, goofy skit. I interrupted. "Look, let's just not work together."

"Okay." she agreed.

WOW! I'm still boggled by this very strange woman.

Perhaps it was the tantilizing line, "The dominant male gets first choice of breedable females from the clutch." that pushed if over the pg-13 line eh? It is a hot line, straight out of Penthouse Forum.

Oh well. My lifelong dream of being on public access television will not be satisfied this week.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Brain Scan

Update: I got the pics. See them here http://rockass.net/2006/02/my-brain.html

I had a brain scan today. It was pretty crazy. Big machine, tunnel through the middle. I lay down and my head is wedged in to keep me from moving. The bed is raised up, and then a helmet/cage type deal is slid over my head and the little bed slide's into the tunnel.
I'd been given ear plugs and good thing, it was loud as hell. It sounded like a rave times ten. I looked though a little mirror attached to the cage around my head and I could see a moniter. The monitor flashed arrows and I'd click buttons based on what directions the arrow pointed.
This was being done as part of a study dealing with Parkinson's disease. I was part of the control group. Not only do I get pictures of my own brain, I got $20 bucks for it. I heard about the study through heckasac. Thanks heckasac. When I get the pics of my brain I'll post 'em here. Should be soon. I saw my brain. It's pretty.