Thursday, August 28, 2008

Politics and Poodle Love

Both Obama and McCain have promised a respectable campaign; No smear tactics, ad hominem attacks, etc. Here's how its panning out:

Old: My Opponent is a poodle fucker!

: My Opponent fucks poodles. I believe he is a good person and he cares about America, but I don't think America needs a poodle fucker. I don't believe that poodle fucking is the direction we want to take our country in.

As you can see its a huge improvement, though I'll miss the old mud slinging politics of yesteryear.

Remember to register and vote for your favorite poodle fucking or non poodle fucking candidate.

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