Why Lie I Need A Drink Premier

I DONE MADE ME A MOVIE!

Why Lie, I Need A Drink World Premier
The Crest, March 7th, 8:30 (doors open @ 7:30)

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Or buy advance from The crest and pay no service fee. Call 44-CREST
Tickets are $2 more if purchased day of.
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We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Sacramento comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out at the world premier of this enlightening, poignant and hilarious new documentary from local film producers Apprehensive Studios.

As featured on Spike TV, CBS Radio, Metafilter.com, Fark.com.

Atheist Tag Lines

Just starting here, but I want to grow myself a list of atheist slogans!

Atheism: You don't have to read any books!
Atheism: All the premarital sex, None of the guilt.
Atheism: We can dig science, even when we're not sick
Atheists: We DON'T think you're going to hell
Atheism: Because self righteousness if more fun when you're right!

More to come...

Bikini Beach (with Monster)

Sacramentonians make movies you know.

My pals (and sometimes collaborators) who put on the notorious Trash Film Orgy have made a feature length film called Monster From Bikini Beach and it makes it's world premier this Friday at The Crest Theatre.

It will be a night to remember I promise. It's really awesome when some ambitious poor folks decide to make a movie despite the fact that they don't have any of the resources one needs to make a movie. Eat It Hollywood! Who needs you?

So come on down and support something that really deserves your support while also enjoying some damn fine entertainment and some extraordinarily good company.

Click Here to visit the TFO website where you can get all the information you need.

(Okay, look, there are tons of really good looking women who dance about in bikinis in this movie and they're all going to be at the theater and will pretend they like you if you pay the $5.50 to get in. Sheesh. Thanks a-lot for making me stoop to that level. No, really, thanks.)