Friday, December 1, 2006
Hi from Hollywood. I'm sitting on the stairs outside of Bret's apartment. He's inside with a camera crew from Country Music Television and he's pretending that he lives in Sacramento. "Hi, I'm Brett Wilson, the world famous lizard boy, and I'm here in Sacramento California." There's no reason for the lie, the guys from CMT just figured it's always better to be dishonest. I call that TV logic. The more I see of TV being made the more I distrust EVERYTHING I see on the tube. I'm being picked up in about an hour to go do my own shoot for Spike TV. What lies will I tell. Whatever lies they ask me to tell of course.