Monday, June 17, 2013

Please, no felafel for Superman!

Walking through San Francisco, maybe my favorite city I've even been to, munching on street vender felafel, definitely my favorite food in the world, and digging the business and music of a street festival on a beautiful day. And then... Much to my amazement I pass a lady, clown, face-painter torturing some poor kid with slam poetry. "You can call me, I am clown You can call me, I am magic You can call me, I am..." The faulty grammar alone was killing me. If I had jumped in right then and grabbed that kid away from her, and delivered him back to his confused and helpless parents, I'd have rightly been called a hero. But I had my hands full of felafel that I was not willing to sacrifice. Maybe things are so rough in the middle east because that's where the felafel is at?

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Atheist Christmas / X-Mas of Infamy

December 7th of this year in Sacramento, CA, I'll be recording my 4th album, to come out in 2014 on Stand Up! Records. I hope you can make it. This is way early notice, but I want to really work to build something epic with this one. Updates as they become available. Putting together a team now to make this happen like it ought to happen.
Facebook event page here: https://www.facebook.com/events/259769387502895/?notif_t=plan_user_joined

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Rolling Episode IV: The Stache

Monday, March 25, 2013

Resisting


This post is doing really well on Reddit. That's nice. Check it out for yourself: http://redd.it/1az1e7

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Sudafed


Wow. This graphic actually reached the number one spot on Reddit.com! Not a Subreddit, but the front page, which is of course "The front page of the internet." So that means I won at internet yeah? I'm excited. Now its being shared on lots of other sites like Cheezeburger.com. Pretty neat. I'm gonna post graphics to Reddit every Monday for awhile. Hopefully some more will hit.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Rolling: The Highs (episode III)

Dora and Max

Last night I'm Watching Dora with my daughter Max.
Dora asks the kids to yell things or point at things to help her, which Max does at first but then stops.

Max, don't you wanna help Dora?

"She'll work it out."

HA HA! And of course, Dora did just fine. Max taught her independence.

Monday, March 18, 2013

You can fuck later!

Hey guys, if you have ANY room to doubt whether or not there is consent, don't do it. You can have sex another time. Because not having sex right this instant isn't going to kill you, or make you a rapist.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Sex With Condoms Doesn't Count

Hey Christian teens, the truth about why they don't want you wearing condoms is... the sex doesn't count! That's right. Have all the sex you want, so long as you wear a condom each time you're still a virgin and can "give yourself" to your beloved on your wedding night! You're welcome. 
(My misinformation is better than their misinformation.)