Well heck, for $55 an hour wouldn't you be?
I'm being hired by the same folks who paid me to be Will Ferrell. I've also been The 40 Year Old Virgin for them, which I should write about at some point.
The good thing is the next time someone asks me how much my diginity is worth I'll have an answer. It's worth $55 an hour.
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