Lots of hits today from Cockeyed.com, as Rob thanks me, for nothing, as in, "Thanks for nothing!" at the end of his new paparazi stunt/prank.
This is really snooty of him. You see, I DID participate in the prank, but as a Mennonite I don't believe in taking photographs for fear of stealing Rob and Stacy's souls, quite thoughtful of me I'd say (though it might actually be that I don't want to create craven images, I don't remember.)
So, I watched them walk around the mall and then I created the picture at left, which you can see is clearly them shopping. I created it by lovingly typing certain carefully chosen words into google images and very gently selecting just the right picture.
I did not include their daughter June, as I don't believe children belong on the internet.
So thanks, for NOTHING Rob Cocky-Ham.
(and hey, Cockeyed fans, wouldn't you like to leave a nice cold glass of comments about now. Mmmmm mmmmm, I know I would.)
Also, you can check out my latest blog, All My Kisses HERE.
4 comments:
Enjoy the nice cold glass of comments!
Artfully done Jensen! How dare you work on your own comedy instead of being drawn into my schemes!
Hey! I drank a lot of wine! Also, I love you. Go you. Fuck Rob. Unless Rob reads this, in which case, I really enjoy Cockeyed and you should keep up the good work, buddy!
Thanks all.
And hey Cowman, it's been a while. Welcome back.
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