Scottmon has some venting to do after another hard day as a Tech Support Monkey.
"As posted at my workplace, I should "Speak Clearly and Professional."
How does one speak clearly and professional when stating the following...
"Mrs. X, your son has been downloading goat porn and has infested your PC with the spyware from hell."
"Reverend Y, Get off your fat ass and see if the mouse cord is actually plugged in to the computer. We can't send a tech out for that."
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