Have you been to a bachelor or bachelorette party and seen the hopping wind up penises?
They're made in China, shipped out by the crate.
China knows the trouble we're in economically. They in fact hold much of our debt. They know that we're going broke. The also know that we continue to buy wind up hopping penises.
When we fall, they will believe that it is because we could not control our insatiable appetite for wind up hopping penises.
They will, at least in part, be right.