White Power Clowns On The Beach

True story. Once, while working as an emcee for Spike and Mike's Festival of Animation, I came across a down and out, and quite hung over, clown making balloon animals on the beach. I asked him if he could do dirty balloon animals. He said "Hell yeah!" and made me a teddy bear with large penis. So I brought him to the show that night where he happily made dick bears for an appreciative crowd.

At the end of the night, with a tear in his eye, he told me he'd made enough in tips to get his swastika tattoo covered with a tattoo of a hobo clown.