Power Potty!

My favorite part of seeing The Avengers (which ROCKED) was the men's room after where we guys all went in feeling like super heroes, slamming stall doors open and shut, clicking the locks like were handling machine guns, and then pissing like we're pissing to save the world. And of course none of us looked like heroes. We didn't even look like the guys who get saved. Most of us looked like the victims who you're sad to see die, but not too sad, the guys you knew weren't gonna be in the sequel anyway.