My Bucket List

Does it make me more of a pervert or just more honest that most of the items on my bucket list involve my penis?

MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER FOLKS! I meant like

1. Make sure not to hurt penis while sky diving.
2. Make sure not to hurt penis while racing motorcycles. 
3. Make sure not to hurt penis while doing lots of weird kinky stuff with penis, some of which may hurt penis.
4. Have sex with bucket, using my penis.
5. Visit the Louvre. (I said most.)