"Do you have room to take on more work?"
"Don't you want to make more money?"
No. We have too much money. It's everywhere. I have a full time
employee who just goes around shoveling it into drawers, burying it,
finding places to put it. I tried buying everyone ice cream. Turns out
ice cream isn't that expensive.
"I think the solution is to make more money."
Yeah, well, the cash is always greener on the other side. I'm telling you it's awful. Have you ever gotten a paper cut from a dirty $500 bill?
"No, I haven't. I take it you get a lot of these calls?"
Yes, I do.
"I can guarantee you I'm different than anyone else who has called you."
Well so far you sound really similar including that part about being different.
She didn't give up. I finally said "No thanks but I admire your tenacity." and hung up myself. First time I've been beat.