"We can get you on the front page of Google."
Yeah? How much'll Google pay us for that.
"No, you pay Google."
Why would I pay THEM to fill up THEIR website?
"Sir it's marketing."
Well if I go to the MARKET and I buy some oranges, them oranges didn't pay to be there.
"Well sir, Google has to make money."
Then they better sell the oranges!
Hey, I'm looking at the front page, Google.com, and it doesn't have
anything on it but Google. It just says Google. Nobody has paid to be on
the front page I guess. I don't think this is a good plan.
Dude hangs up at this point. VICTORY!