Dear Blog

I do love you so. Forgive me for my neglect, for being unfaithful to you, running around behind your back with that nasty little tart Facebook. Here, I got you something pretty. Yes, it's a nice little calendar. We'll put it right there. Oh it looks nice on you. Oh, come on now, don't be like that. I said I was sorry. What do you want, a whole redesign? Oh... you do. Well, okay, fine I don't need sleep I guess. Here we go, a new background, color scheme, some videos, got the resume link in there, add some share links so that each and every fascinating post can be shared on Twitter and... well, you know, that other site. You look beautiful. I'll be giving you more attention now, I promise. Come lets have a little kiss.