Thursday, September 18, 2008

Funniest Thing I Ever Said

Over the weekend I said the funniest thing I've ever said.

The problem is, I can't find anyone else who appreciates it. People who don't think I'm funny, don't think this is funny. No surprise there but even people who find me hilarious (yes, there are a few, shut up) do not realize how riotously funny this is.


My five year old nephew Dylan walks in the room.

Dylan: Keith, you smell like poo.

Me: So, you smell like poo that somebody peed on

And there you have it. The funniest thing I ever said, even if nobody else thinks so. My god, I'm crying laughing as I type this.


cola said...

I told this to Griffin and he was hollering, I guess you need to broaden you audience to include 5 year olds...

KLJ said...

Griffin knows his shit.
Give that kid a cookie.

If I get a gig out in Minny_apple_less, sorry never could spell that one, you'll have to bring Griffin. I'll help you with the fake ID.