Over the weekend I said the funniest thing I've ever said.
The problem is, I can't find anyone else who appreciates it. People who don't think I'm funny, don't think this is funny. No surprise there but even people who find me hilarious (yes, there are a few, shut up) do not realize how riotously funny this is.
My five year old nephew Dylan walks in the room.
Dylan: Keith, you smell like poo.
Me: So, you smell like poo that somebody peed on
And there you have it. The funniest thing I ever said, even if nobody else thinks so. My god, I'm crying laughing as I type this.