Fairytale of New York

Why Lie...

We're finally done editing our movie and it only took two years. Actually it took a little over two years, but it's done and the premier is going to one helluva bash this coming March. More information at www.WhyLieINeedADrink.com

More Run DMC Christmas

My favorite Christmas Song

Eddie Izzard Christmas (and Easter to boot)

Here's some Eddie Izzard holiday themed goodness for you, because nothing says Christmas like a funny transvestite.



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Dress to Kill

Mr. Bean's Christmas

I love Mr. Bean. So many folks I talk to have only seen the terrible movie and so the they don't know, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW. So here is some very funny Bean. Enjoy.


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Happy Materialism Day

So what material goods did I get on this holiday when we celebrate our glorious consumer culture?

3 books
Death On the Installment Plan by Celine, American Splendor by Harvey Pekar and 1776 by David McCuloough

1 piece of jewelry

a cool Silver fly pin, it's awesome. I'll have to get a picture up soon. Thanks sweetheart.

1 cd
Nia by Blackalicious
1 doll
A cool 1959 reissue Barbie to add to my collection
2 dvds
Freaks and The Bad Seed
1 tool box
See I am butch (this makes up for the Barbie?)
Some clothes
including a great old wool trench coat from my girlfriend (+ three shirts)

Materialism day worked out okay for me. Next I'll post what I gave.

Times are Tough For Santa

I dressed up as Santa Claus and went panhandling. I made $17.24 in an hour of panhandling. Check it out by clicking here.

Merry Christmas

My Christmas present to you, my loyal and lovely readers? A Christmas story I wrote. It's got fighting drunk Santa's, Eagles bashing, housewive-Santa love action, big black security elf drama and jailhouse redemption. Why it's the best damn Christmas Story ever. I'm currently working on producing a musical based on it. Watch for that next Christmas. Enjoy.

Click Here to Read My Christmas Story.