The musings and meanderings of stand up comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Have you called an 8 year old girl a cunt today?
c u n t
I fight with people on youtube. Christians mostly, the occasional Muslim and sometimes even other atheists. Yeah, it's my great shame. I don't drink, snort, shoot or lick anything I'm not supposed to but I do like to indulge in fighting on the internet.
When some creationist goon says something like, "If we came from monkeys, why they still monkeys?" I used to assume that I was talking to a child but time after time I'd check and find, to my amazement, that there are lots of very childish adults out there memorizing the Bible's less boring chapters.
After a while I quit checking. Actual kids it seemed were to busy posting "Justin Bieber is better than these guys" on Beatles videos to bother with the likes of me. Then I get a comment about how voo-doo is prominent in China and Japan and so they shouldn't be surprised to have been hit by God's wrath. This deep thought was followed by "U R Not Epic". A fan had referred to me as epic.
I wrote back that confusing Haiti with Japan and China was pretty fucking pathetic and closed out with "U R A Cunt".
Most surprised to see the reply "U MAKE ME SICK. SAYING THAT TO A SWEET 8 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
I clicked on the profile and saw a chubby 8 year old uploading videos with no parents anywhere to be seen.
A sane person should've just blocked her and deleted the whole exchange. That's not what I did. I replied "Your parents make me sick, letting a sweet 8 year old girl talk to strange adult men unsupervised on the internet."
Then I blocked her. And deleted the whole exchange.
Some days you fight the good fight. And some days you call an 8 year old girl a cunt.
At least I didn't tell her to google "Tub Girl" if she wanted to see some cute puppies. See, it could've been worse.