I like making friends on youtube. When I came across youtube.com/KILLMEXICOHATERS and his charming list, (see below) I felt compelled to help him out, (see further below.)
Reasons why white people suck
1. Thier race is the racist race.
2. They are smelly and never take a shower.
3. All they do is crack.
4. Havent done shit in life and still has all that white pride bull shit.
5. Only useful for picking up cans from the trash and giving it to recycle for coins.
6. Have faggot youtubers.
7. Have tons of Achne and Zits on their face.
8. They try to be Gangsta while all they do is try to be black.
9. They have a GAY flag.
10. Are insecure so they get laid by asians.
11. They date asians cuz thats the only women they can satisfy.
12. Theyre FATASS be lovin those cheeseburgers at mcdonalds.
13. Love talking shit online but they are virgins and hide in theyre trailer in real life.
14.Think they rule the world.
15.Are a bunch of stupid inbread, animal fucking, trailor living, lard cooking, fuckheads.
white people = Fuck their on family
Dear KILLMEXICOHATERS,
Can I call you Kill? Or how about Killmex? On your list of "reasons why white people suck" I noticed a few errors and thought I'd help you out.
1. "Thier" should be "Their".
4. "Havent" should be "Haven't", "has" should be "have" and bullshit is generally written as one word.
6. "Have faggot youtubers." The line just isn't clear at all. They have "faggot youtubers" in their basement, for sale, in their iphones?
7. "Achne" should be "acne" and following it with "Zits on their face" is redundant.
10. and 11. Asian is generally capitalized. Also, as a white person I must ask you to refrain from such racism. We have a copyright on that. See point one, here, on your own list.
12. "Theyre" should be "their", FAT ASS is two words. Lovin' gets an apostrophe at the end there and McDonald's gets not just one but TWO capital letters.
13. Again, "theyre" should be "their".
15. "Inbread" should be "inbred" or, if you think we're sandwich meat, it needs to be two words, "in bread" or perhaps, to stick with your theme, "In Tortillas" would be a better choice.
"Trailor" should be "trailer". Also, lard or manteca is a pretty standard ingredient in Mexican cooking. I myself am a vegetarian. Please, keep the hate accurate.
Lastly "white people = Fuck their on family" I think you mean "Fuck their own family"
I hope this proves helpful. I will run your list by my anal retentive white friends as I'm sure I missed some errors since I'm not 100% white. Peace and Love,
Keith
8 comments:
Oh my god. Please tell me you actually posted this in his comments. Just about died laughing.
Ha ha, anon, totally!
Rachel,
It won't let me post to his comments, I keep trying, so I just sent it to him and am awaiting a reply.
agreed. They think they're so big and bad, and they rule to world.
I think this is the only reason necessary to hate white people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVZ5Up_2GdI
Well, I guess sometimes the glass is half empty, and sometimes it's half full, and sometimes you smash it in someone's face and then cut their throat.
Most wish slavery never ended so they could pursue their"art"- making hedonistic self indulgent indie rock(or literature,theatre, e.tc.)
They think because of their complexion protection and social status they are superior entities though most have done nothing in life and have failed at taking advantage of the privileges they have been given
they are a soul sucking vampire nerd race that has no empathy for the other or the planet they were born on
Thats funny because the dude that posted this isn't black so why are people writing Ni***rs?
Anon,
"Most wish slavery never ended so they could pursue their"art"- making hedonistic self indulgent indie rock(or literature,theatre, e.tc.)
They think because of their complexion protection and social status they are superior entities though most have done nothing in life and have failed at taking advantage of the privileges they have been given
they are a soul sucking vampire nerd race that has no empathy for the other or the planet they were born on"
You obviously pride yourself on being more intelligent than the next person, yet you seem to hate caucasian people. Never forget that the language you use and the education you have received came directly from the caucasian race.
You also seem to think that caucasian people have it better than everyone else. There are more government programs in place in America, tailored to serve the non-caucasian population by providing free food/shelter/health care, than there are programs for caucasian people.
Is your post one sentence? It is hard to interpret due to your lack of punctuation.
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