Thursday, February 12, 2009

Advice for High School Students

I believe the children are our future. I have advice for high school students.

Drop Out!

If you're going to go on to a university then you'll be checking the College Graduate box on your job applications.

You're going to waste more time in school for a box you'll be leaving blank? That's a waste.

If you're not going on to college just go up to the junior college and take a Spanish class. You'll get to check the some college box and, given the jobs you'll be applying for, that Spanish will come in handy.

"¿High School secundaria? No, no, no ¡Alguna universidad!"

"Sí, por favor, quiero trabajar en Taco Bell de San Jose."

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