Advice for High School Students

I believe the children are our future. I have advice for high school students.

Drop Out!

If you're going to go on to a university then you'll be checking the College Graduate box on your job applications.

You're going to waste more time in school for a box you'll be leaving blank? That's a waste.

If you're not going on to college just go up to the junior college and take a Spanish class. You'll get to check the some college box and, given the jobs you'll be applying for, that Spanish will come in handy.

"¿High School secundaria? No, no, no ¡Alguna universidad!"

"Sí, por favor, quiero trabajar en Taco Bell de San Jose."

Hate Mail: Git 'Er Done

My Larry the Cable Guy hate mail has been slow lately so....
Larry isn't a racist bigot. He is laughing at the racist bigots, not with them.

And I'm not normally a fan of racist bigots but I have to say it's nice of them to all show up at his shows so he can laugh AT them in person.

You ask why there are no black people at his shows?
Black people don't want to buy a ticket because if it sells out, that seat they're filling is one more seat that could've been filled by a racist bigot for Larry to laugh at.

Larry the Cable Guy, ending racism one bad joke at a time. God bless him.

To read some great comments from racist bigots who go to Larry shows to be laughed at click here: http://rockass.net/2006/03/larry-racist-cable-guy.html

Atheist Church Feb 8, 2009 D!CKS