My wife is not bald. I don't have a wife. I won't be able say that for much longer, but for the time being it is true. My friend Jason has a wife. He was lucky; despite his general unattractiveness and the fact that he is dirt poor he got himself a wife with hair. BUT NOT FOR LONG MWA HA HA HA HA
Okay, enough trying to make this clever. Truth is Donna is shavin' the old noggin for charity and her and Jason knew I was too cheap to donate money so they said I could do my part by givin' 'em a link to http://mybaldwife.blogspot.com/
Great. Done, now they can leave me the hell alone.