NY and New Jersey a mess after
Hurricane Sandy
Republicans Peter King and Chris
Christie decide Govt. shouldn't be TOO small. Want govt. in their
business a little bit.
Pope quits, which is some shit that
doesn't happen
The Pope was in the middle of trying to
live tweet the Grammys when he just said, "Fuck it! I'm out.
The Pope is trying to quit. They're
gonna kill him now right? Or is that the other big criminal
organization based in Italy? I get mixed up.
Chris Dorner murders LAPD so LAPD
murders him back
If he is wearing an "I'm not Chris
Dorner, don't shoot me” t-shirt I will be impressed.
GOP responds to getting 0% of the
minority vote by rolling out a minority member to explain their
anti-minority policies.
New Pope got off to a rough
start:
New pope: gay adoption = child abuse. So gays who want to adopt can rely on the church to pay all their legal fees?
New pope: gay adoption = child abuse. So gays who want to adopt can rely on the church to pay all their legal fees?
When they announce the new Pope,
everyone reply "Why not Zoidberg?" 'kay? It'll be
HILARIOUS!
SCOTUS discusses same sex marriage
I'd like to apologize to everyone for
giggling every time I hear "Oral argument" during the same
sex marriage discussion.
Justice Scalia leaves an empty seat on
either side of him while gay marriage is being discussed .
Paula Deen loses her job for being
racist. SCOTUS guts Voting Rights Act.
Well, at least it looks like we're
winning on TV.
Wendy Davis' amazing filibuster in
Texas
Now they're chanting Wendy Wendy Wendy and I don't think its because they want square hamburgers.#standwithwendy
Now they're chanting Wendy Wendy Wendy and I don't think its because they want square hamburgers.
Gay Marriage legal in CA
During my plural marriage do we burn the bibles before or after sacrificing the goat? Not the goat I'm marrying, a different one.
During my plural marriage do we burn the bibles before or after sacrificing the goat? Not the goat I'm marrying, a different one.
George Zimmerman Acquitted
C'mon now folks, FLA isn't all bad. I mean, lets remember they are the state that delivered George W's 1st term...okay, bad example.
Obama says if he had a son, he'd
look like Trayvon Martin, Right Goes Crazy
When rich white guys accuse a black guy
of "starting a race war" I'm not sure which part is
funniest but the word "starting" ranks high.
Ben Afleck cast as Bat Man, internet
goes bat shit crazy.
My daughter cast me as The Friendly Dog
Catcher, nobody much cares.
McDonald's Announces return of
Monopoly Game
You could win a million dollars, but
you're more likely to get diabetes and heart disease.
Govt. Shut down
Canadian born Ted Cruz is causing me to question my normally progressive views on immigration.
Canadian born Ted Cruz is causing me to question my normally progressive views on immigration.
Cruz did not best a 24hr 18 minute
filibuster against the 1957 civil rights act & so fails to be AS
big an asshole as Strom Thurmond, barely
Obamacare.com stumbles in beta
version
If a government capable of such
sophisticated conspiracies can't put up a proper website, only one
conclusion to draw: Libertarian Hackers!
Wait, so the govt. put up a website and
it has bugs to work out? Unacceptable! This BS doesn't happen in the
private sector!!!
Edward Snowden springs leak
Hey conspiracy theorists, that this
administration seems to SUCK at keeping secrets, that's just part of
the ruse right?
Knock Out Game joins razor blades in
apples, Satanic Ritual Murder, LSD in Temporary Tattoos and other
scary things that never really existed
To know if someone has played the knock out game you tie 'em up and put 'em in water to see if they float...
To know if someone has played the knock out game you tie 'em up and put 'em in water to see if they float...
Goodbye Mandella, Goodbye Lou Reed,
Goodbye (and good riddance) clueless “Friends”
One nice thing about a celebrity dying is I get to eliminate a bunch of hack wannabe comics from my FB and Twitter feeds.
One nice thing about a celebrity dying is I get to eliminate a bunch of hack wannabe comics from my FB and Twitter feeds.
Marriage is Gay
So I'm seeing the results of gay marriage being legal! Turns out, if you legalize gay marriage... GAY PEOPLE GET MARRIED!
So I'm seeing the results of gay marriage being legal! Turns out, if you legalize gay marriage... GAY PEOPLE GET MARRIED!
Wait, there are folks who DON'T believe
humans can affect climate by polluting, but DO believe we can affect
it by treating gay people nice?
Obama Shakes hands with Raul Castro
Cuba just invaded Poland! Damn you and
your handshaking ways Obama!!!
Duck Dynasty
You support free speech but A&E
isn't free to choose who speaks for them? Duck dude says what he
wants, and A&E airs who they want. Free.
Hey, I don't have a TV show! All this
time I didn't even realize I was having my free speech oppressed! NO
FAIR!
That the duck dude doesn't understand
the 1st amendment is about as surprising as his being homophobic.
WAR ON CHRISTMAS
There are no atheists in foxholes? You
mean except for in the war on Christmas right?
I wasn't gonna do
Santa with my kid but now... I think black, gay Samantha Claus may be
leaving some gifts 'neath the tree
Happy
Hollidays? BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCLUDE NON-CHRISTIANS! WAAAAHHHH!!!
My
boss: You shouldn't be listening to this. You don't believe in this.
Me: You believe in Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?
Skynet goes live and kills us all
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