Tuesday, March 25, 2008
"If you’re not liberal when you’re young you have no heart.
If you’re not Conservative when you’re old you have no brain."
In my experience it is more true that:
If you’re not liberal when you’re young you aren’t getting laid much.
If you’re not conservative when you’re old you probably don’t have lots of money.
Friday, March 21, 2008
We’re at war.
Sting Ray kills Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin. Despite early conspiracy theories crocodiles are not found to be in league with sting rays or to have had pior knowled of attack.
Angered Australians kills sting rays by the dozens.
A month later, an 81-year-old Florida man was lucky to survive after a stingray landed in his boat and left a foot-long barb in his chest.
Stingrays decry Danish "ray" cartoons as offensive and burn Swedish embassy claiming Danish embassy is too far from the ocean and relatively fireproof..
A US woman on a boat off the Florida Keys has died after a stingray leaped up and struck her in the face.
Judy Kay Zagorski was boating with her family in the Atlantic Ocean when the 75lb (34kg) spotted eagle ray hit her.
The force of the blow knocked the 57-year-old over and her head struck the deck of the vessel, in what officials called a "bizarre incident".
The stingray died in the impact. Mrs Zagorski, of Pigeon, Michigan, was pronounced dead in hospital.
"It’s just as freakish an accident as I have heard," wildlife official Jorge Pino told the Associated Press news agency.
Mr Pino said she did not appear to have been pierced by any of the ray’s barbs.
The incident occurred near the town of Marathon in southern Florida.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
The movie is done and I'll ride that train wherever it's going, and of course we'll do All Sketch next year, but for now I'm putting all the rest of my eggs in one basket.
Coexist? Comedy has some amazing momentum and enthusiasm going for it and I want to give it the attention it deserves. I have regrets for having not given some past projects the attention they deserve and I know I've driven some of my creative partner's crazy (Jonathan) by being unavailable. Well, I don't want to keep repeating that pattern. So, no new projects. Coexist? and Why Lie, I'm all yours. Let's have some fun.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Okay, enough trying to make this clever. Truth is Donna is shavin' the old noggin for charity and her and Jason knew I was too cheap to donate money so they said I could do my part by givin' 'em a link to http://mybaldwife.blogspot.com/
Great. Done, now they can leave me the hell alone.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
All Sketch comedy festival DONE!
Why Lie I Need a Drink premier DONE!
Now I just have to survive this week's Coexist? Comedy show in Berkeley and then I get married in April.
I can recoup in Rome where I honeymoon with my sweetie for 8 days and when I come back I only have a few Coexist? Comedy shows to worry about. I'll probably be depressed about not having a billion things stressing me out and making me crazy.
What next? Well, Coexist? should take more and more of my time and hopefully more happens with the film. I also want to make a mockumentary titled "Buzzed: The Life and Times of Francois Fly!" My amazingly talented and hilarious friends Scott Namanny and Jason Adair have agreed to help me with this one. Hopefully Francois is as cooperative.